Straight males, lesbians and bisexuals of either gender, ask yourself: Am I a giver? (That’s “are you a giver?” in third person, not “Is Robert a giver?”) Do you, barring your partner’s preference not to be given to, give without being begged to (the bad kind of begging)? Can you rise above your wants and needs long enough to attend to wants and needs of others (sometimes several others, if everyone involved in open to the idea)?
If your answer is a resounding “Yes! Oh God yes!” – hell, if you can’t be bothered to yell out your answer because the sound would be muffled anyway – then you may think you have an idea what Pussy Natural Energy tastes like.
You would also be way off base. Correct me if I’m wrong, but rarely does a woman’s vulva attain the flavor of “white grape juice from Southern Italy, pressed Mexican limes and lightly carbonated water mixed with grenadilla and lychee and infused with 6 body boosting botanicals” on its own. (Again, if I’m wrong, let everyone know. Sexologists would have a new selling point to holdouts who insist they can’t stand the taste.)
Unfortunately, Pussy isn’t legal in the United States. If women still routinely encounter opposition over the control of their own bodies, why should an energy drink bearing the name of a slang term for their genitalia be any different? But if American men have any questions about the taste of sweet, sweet Pussy, they can go to Europe, where it is readily available.
