Hey crazies,
It’s been a crazy month for you, hasn’t it? And I don’t just mean because of how crazy you are, although, let’s be honest, that’s a major factor. Look, we need too talk. I think I speak for a good portion of the nation when I say we’re concerned – that you’re going to shoot us to death over the way we live our lives.
You, on the other hand, are concerned that president Obama (who isn’t really the president because his birth certificate doesn’t exist. Eerie!) will personally come by your house to collect your guns and force you to sign some forms officially gay marrying you to a socialist state. You’re concerned that a very specific kind of killing is wrong, so much so, that you’ll kill a man like Dr. George Tiller without compunction. You’re concerned that the white race’s gene pool will be compromised by Jews, so you open fire in the Holocaust Museum, killing a guard.
And you’re scaring Shepard Smith. That guy works in the same building as Bill O’Reilly and Glenn Beck. He’s seen Beck without his human face mask on. He isn’t easily spooked.
In light of all of that, we make this earnest plea: stop it. Stop killing people. Whatever your point is, it loses value with everyone except other hate-crazed extremists the moment you take another human life in service of your cause. Now, there’s a good chance you’re okay with that. Stop it anyway. This is America. We’re allowed to violently disagree without resorting to violence.* Just because there are liberals out there doesn’t mean they need to be eliminated. Are we getting through to you? No? And now you’re going to shoot us too? Fuck.
*Except in our approach to foreign policy.
