Pete Doherty – he of nailing Kate Moss and giving his kittens cocaine fame, and who just discovered an inexplicably headless deer carcass in his house – wants to help mankind. Specifically, the men. Aware somewhere in the back of his drug-addled skull that not everyone can go out with a string of supermodels, he tore away the veil over his ladykilling secrets and revealed what he thought were the reasons for his dating history:
When asked what his secret pulling tip was he simply declared: “Clobber, of course. That and sexual magnetism.”
That’s cute. But no, really. The real reasons, as best we can surmise, are as follows: Pete Doherty is a rock star. Pete Doherty is rich. Pete Doherty knows all the best drug dealers in the United Kingdom. Models love rich men. Models love dating rock stars. Models love doing drugs that keep them thin. Ergo, models love Pete Doherty.
