President Bush explains the Unified Field Theory to the White House press corps. Notice the lack of sock puppets.
President George W. Bush is America’s worst Top Motherfucker ever. Now, before you accuse me of some kind of liberal bias or living only on a diet consisting of aborted fetuses and granola, this isn’t my opinion but that of 61% of historians according to a recent poll. Also, 81% of the country believes that the country is on the wrong track, and dammit, Cheney, Bush & co. are in the White House, and the Democrats and Republicans in the Congress don’t give a fuck.
Meanwhile in Pennsylvania, Clinton and Obama are tied neck and neck at 45% with the primaries coming up on the 22nd of April. I don’t know if they care what you (or 61% of historians) think about Bush and the direction of the country, but you can sure as hell bet they are going to tell you what you want to hear, and whisper sweet nothings in your ear in their bid to proved they can do a better job as America’s Next Top Motherfucker.
