I’ve lost all faith in the nanny country of England. First, banning Lucky Charms, then creating some bullshit tax to watch TV. England just wants everything to be uninjurious these days, don’t they? The new “Anti-Stab” knife is a laughable idea that the UK takes very seriously. It’s a knife, with a blunt protrusion that overhangs the sharp tip. It looks like this;
Now, if you can’t see the problem with the idea, look again. First, it can still be used for slashing attacks, which voids the point because it’ll still kill somebody. Secondly, if someone really wanted to get rid of that protrusion, all they would have to do is own a rotary tool, and I won’t go much further. Thirdly, murder will find a way. When man didn’t have access to metals, they constructed knives out of stone and natural materials, and killed.
Meanwhile, doctors and other tools of the government are praising the idea saying;
“This is especially true of household products which are freely available to the very young and very old, and used by people who may be clumsy, short tempered, drunk or mentally or physically unwell. Most people fit into one or more of these categories at some time in their lives.”
England, listen. This isn’t going to help your dilemma, there are always going to be villanious, ill-behaved people on this planet that will always find a way to murder. This is truly a useless idea, I mean if some idiot wants to stab someone they’ll just use something else, perhaps a screwdriver or chisel. What are they going to do then? Make it illegal to carry these items in public too? All that this terrible idea is doing is wasting money, and causing people who have a valid use for knives angry. When a revolution rolls around, don’t say I didn’t tell you so. Stop trying to make your country perfect, pricks.
