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Give Me A Masturbating Bear or Give Me Death!

xtine — Wed, 03 Nov 2010 15:23:17 +0000

I don’t think I need to repeat myself about my outrage against the whole NBC/Conan shitstorm, but this is the thin silver lining! Technically, NBC holds the rights to the characters created on Conan’s run on Late Night and The Tonight Show, but that will not stop Conan from keeping clever renditions of said characters! [...]

HBO Loves You

xtine — Sat, 30 Oct 2010 03:11:58 +0000

Despite everyone I know watching these shows by downloading them from torrent sites, thus not being counted as actual viewers, Eastbound and Down and Bored to Death have been renewed! HOORAY! No thanks to you, internet scavengers! Okay, I feel partially responsible, since I have watched these shows on those downloaded files…

O Snap: Boston Loves Their Dunkin Donuts!

xtine — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 06:12:46 +0000

First off, I need to explain to you just how special this article is, not only because it’s a social commentary on the fat people of Boston, MA but because it is being typed during my flight back to Los Angeles. Re:Gen first! A post from the sky! I recently took a vacation to Boston, and [...]

Embracing the hate: My new perspective on ScarJo

xtine — Tue, 11 May 2010 14:36:24 +0000

I remember clearly how the hate started to swell inside of me. At first it was casual annoyance, because anytime I mentioned a movie I wanted to see to a boy of any status or relation and listed the cast including her name, the sudden “Oh, she’s HOT!” interrupting my mini synopsis made me want [...]

Don’t Let Matt Skiba Read This

xtine — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 15:08:27 +0000

Alkaline Trio entered my life in the strangest of ways. A friend sent me a letter with stickers she got from Warped Tour back when I was 15, and in this bundle was a promo sticker for Alk 3’s “From Here to Infirmary”. Actually, no. That was just the revisitation. The initial meeting was on [...]

Engaged to Never Marry

xtine — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 17:45:47 +0000

Spring is the perfect time for weddings, so much that various retailers consider it “wedding season”. In my line of business, I see soon-to-be brides almost daily, and it can’t help but make me wonder why so many women feel the need to marry. I am a huge advocate for self-empowerment and being self-efficient. Perhaps [...]

I’m With CoCo

xtine — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 15:48:03 +0000

Last week I posted about NBC’s ridiculous proposal to move The Tonight Show from 11:30 to 12:05 to better accommodate Leno and his fat face. I wanted to touch base after watching several late night talk show hosts’ monologues on Gawker.TV. Obviously a huge mix-up like this would affect a lot of people on NBC. I [...]

The Leno and O’Brien Scandal Breakdown

xtine — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 02:35:11 +0000

Before I begin my rant, let's all get on the same page here. Watch this small bit of coverage from CBS if you're not familiar with the latest news on the whole Leno/Conan business.

You know what this whole bad situation reminds me of? It's like when Billy Corgan broke up The Smashing Pumpkins after kicking out D'Arcy and Jimmy, thinking he was the only key element to the band and forming Zwan. Then going solo! After his success was below minimal, he decided to bring the Pumpkins back together with the only other member being Jimmy Chamberlin. We still didn't give a shit, and not only because he tried to become a MySpace celebrity and date really shitty singers. He just turned to suck. NBC has definitely turned to suck on this exact same level. You made a decision, stick with it and shut the fuck up.

I still want a hula hoop

xtine — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 04:53:11 +0000

Christmas might not have been late this year, but I was posting this year’s Venture Bros Christmas song. Whatever, it’s still funny. And is it just me or is that 21 fellow becoming slightly more lovable each episode this season? “The Chipmunk Song”

First Annual Long Beach Comic Con! In O Snap format!

xtine — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 12:40:19 +0000

Yes, I did it. I went to the Long Beach Comic Con, though we all knew it was going to be lame. But it wasn’t too bad! The crowd was minimal, but then again, so was the content. The biggest exhibitor was Nintendo, with four huge walls with three Wii consoles on each featuring Super [...]