As the resident aquatic fanatic, I found it my blogger duty to bring these amazingly awesome colorful lobsters to the attention of readers everywhere.
Behold! A fucking blue lobster. How cool is that? And not only that, there is even a half blue, half red/yellow lobster that is also a full blown hermaphrodite. Supposedly lobsters come in a variety of colors, and for all of you who didn’t hear the buzz when it was discovered, there is even a white fuzzy lobster.
Right now having pet, jewel-encrusted cockroaches pined to your shirt is all the rage. I say we bring in the lobsters. There are so many more colorful, lobsterific options in comparison to the cockroach. And the lobsters are big enough to perch on your shoulder and feed. Think of the possibilities.
