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		<title>In Memoriam: Knut</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2011 15:31:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert Starvation</dc:creator>
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Knut, formerly the world&#8217;s cutest baby polar bear in all of recorded history oh em gee he was so adorable and fluffy and look at his widdle nose, has died at the age of four after collapsing in his habitat in the Berlin Zoo.
Knut being the celebrity he was, strange rumors are already swirling around [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Steele Death Watch: The death of a beautiful dream</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Jan 2011 23:08:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert Starvation</dc:creator>
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No one cared about The Cause more than Michael Steele. He was a king among men, a man among children, and a child among fetuses. He would have gunned down anyone who tried to hurt those fetuses, because he was a Republican through and through. No one in the Republican National Committee doubted that dedication, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>2010: the year we failed to make contact</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Jan 2011 20:34:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert Starvation</dc:creator>
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For about as long as I&#8217;ve been alive, I&#8217;ve been led to believe 2010 would be the year humanity made contact with some weird ass space fetus. Imagine my disappointment, when, looking back over the last 365 days, I realized no such earth-shattering event came to pass. The closest we came was discovering arsenic-based life [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In Memoriam: Elizabeth Edwards</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Dec 2010 16:20:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert Starvation</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Cancer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Elizabeth Edwards]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ezra Klein recalls the legacy of the woman many thought should have run for president, instead of her tragically flawed husband. 
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		<title>In Memoriam: Paul the Octopus</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Oct 2010 14:46:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert Starvation</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Paul the Octopus]]></category>

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If there were a king of the octopi, Paul the Octopus would have been it. The celebrated cephalopod came to prominence this past year after his World Cup predictions began to come true. In the end, he correctly guessed the outcomes of all seven of Germany&#8217;s matches, as well as Spain&#8217;s victory over the Netherlands [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In Memoriam: Robert Byrd</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2010 14:56:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert Starvation</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[senate]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Robert Byrd (D, West Virginia), the Senate&#8217;s oldest and longest-serving lawmaker, has passed away at the age of 92. Byrd was known as the &#8220;conscience of the Senate&#8221;, which means the Senate now has no conscience. Uh oh. If the Senate body acted like a deranged sociopath before his death, the level of screwed we [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NOW! That&#8217;s What I Call Death</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2010 14:38:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert Starvation</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Pop music]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Bob Mercer, the man responsible for the NOW! That&#8217;s What I Call Music compilations, has died. NOW! That&#8217;s What I Call Passing On To The Other Side.
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		<title>In Memoriam: Alex Chilton</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 15:06:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert Starvation</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The man, the myth, the legend Alex Chilton has passed away at the age of 59 in New Orleans. Music fans will honor him the only way they know how: listening to the Box Tops, Big Star, and, naturally, The Replacements&#8217; 1987 classic Pleased To Meet Me, in which Chilton provided guitar for the track [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Everything is terrible</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 16:24:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert Starvation</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The world is a harsh, pitiless place. We all know that, even when bouyed by optimism. As a natter of fact, optimists can be identified by the persistent belief that things will get better, a telling sign that somewhere inside of them a realist cries at the current state of things. There&#8217;s a lot to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fuck off, two-thousand nine</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2010 19:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert Starvation</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[2009]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://regeneratormag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/fuck2009.jpg" alt="Fuck 2009" />

2009 wasn't the kind of year to inspire elation, except in its passing. And yet, <a href="http://regeneratormag.com/things-to-look-forward-to-in-2009-were-screwed">things didn't turn out as badly as they could have</a>. Which isn't to say this was a good year - just a less catastrophic one than we feared in January.  
<br />
With the entire world coming apart at the seams, Re:Generator limped onward, suffering the slings and arrows of circumstance but still able to patch up our wounds and write: <br />
<br />
Best of Re:Generator in 2009: <a href="http://regeneratormag.com/best-of-regenerator-in-2009-january-february-and-march/">January, February and March</a>; <a href="http://regeneratormag.com/best-of-regenerator-in-2009-april-may-and-june/">April, May and June</a>; <a href="http://regeneratormag.com/best-of-regenerator-in-2009-july-august-and-september/">July, August and September</a>; and <a href="http://regeneratormag.com/best-of-regenerator-in-2009-october-november-and-december/">October, November and December</a>. <br />
<br />
We savaged every permutation of ideological idiocy we could: <br />
<br />
This Year in Duh, parts <a href="http://regeneratormag.com/this-year-in-duh-3/">One</a> and <a href="http://regeneratormag.com/this-year-in-duh-ctd/">Two</a>. <br />
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