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	<title>Re:Generator Magazine &#187; Jurisprudence</title>
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	<description>Come for the snark, stay for the radicalism.</description>
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		<title>SCOTUS loves criminals</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 May 2011 15:40:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert Starvation</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The fevered nightmares of every God-fearing conservative are coming true.
The Supreme Court, stacked with Obama flunkies and known Satanic lesbians and spicy Latinas, is forcing tens of thousands of hardened criminals out onto the streets, so they can terrorize Americans into accepting Obamacare and further dark acts of socialist witchery.
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		<title>NASA&#8217;s secret police</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 May 2011 15:34:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert Starvation</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;You&#8217;re under arrest for space crimes again the sovereign moon people, conspiring to sell a priceless national treasure, and having the poor taste to do it all in Lake Elsinore.&#8221;
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		<title>What did you expect with a name like that?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Apr 2011 15:49:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert Starvation</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[president Obama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Titcomb]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A friend of President Barack Obama was arrested Monday for allegedly soliciting sex from an undercover officer posing as a prostitute, according to CNN affiliate Hawaii News Now.
 Blah blah blah blah. Here&#8217;s the important part:
Robert Richard Titcomb, 49&#8230;
 Titcomb? Seriously? How did this man live almost 50 years without changing his surname? That&#8217;s the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blago Bankruptcy Watch</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Mar 2011 16:31:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert Starvation</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Rod Blagojevich]]></category>

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Life after the Illinois governorship has not been kind to Rod Blagojevich. The Celebrity Apprentice didn&#8217;t go the way he anticipated, he was convicted on a charge of lying to the government, and his retrial is costing him more money than he has. 
His financial situation is close enough to its event horizon he&#8217;s asked [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MADD drunk</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Mar 2011 16:10:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert Starvation</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[drunk driving]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[MADD]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If you were looking for news links to feed your anti-MADD agenda, you&#8217;ve come to the right place.
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		<title>Too dumb to fuck</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Feb 2011 16:51:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert Starvation</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Sexy Time]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Justice Mostyn&#8217;s decision in the case of &#8220;Alan&#8221; isn&#8217;t just &#8220;legally, intellectually and morally complex&#8221;; it raises serious questions about whether the British government should be able to regulate the sex life of a man who has been charged with no crime. 
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		<title>A jury of your pets</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jan 2011 16:25:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert Starvation</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[cats]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The truth is, cats have a reputations for checking their biases at the door. The government has secretly using them in grand juries since the late 1980s, with no identifiable difference in the quality of the American legal system.
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		<title>The pardon he&#8217;s been waiting for</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Dec 2010 16:29:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert Starvation</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Jim Morrison]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Rock star Jim Morrison has finally been let off the hook for his 1969 Indecent Exposure conviction in Florida.
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		<title>Instant heart attack</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Dec 2010 16:10:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert Starvation</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Imagine, in a moment of boredom, you&#8217;re Googling yourself&#8230; and you find you&#8217;ve been accused of murder.
GAINESVILLE, Florida &#8212; A University of Florida student is relieved to know deputies aren&#8217;t searching for him&#8230;but he&#8217;s still in shock that the Polk County Sheriff&#8217;s Office erroneously released his photo in connection to a September murder.
Investigators originally released [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Denied!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Nov 2010 16:17:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert Starvation</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jurisprudence]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[SCOTUS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[SCOTUS takes its first pass on hearing a health care reform challenge.
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