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	<title>Re:Generator Magazine &#187; National</title>
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	<description>Come for the snark, stay for the radicalism.</description>
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		<title>They&#8217;re burning up!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2011 02:24:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert Starvation</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Heat wave]]></category>

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America is at the mercy of a &#8220;heat dome,&#8221; which has driven temperatures to 100 F° and smothered the atmosphere in thick, tropical air. In a very real sense, most of the United States feels like Florida. 
This turn of events may be fine for Floridians &#8211; they&#8217;re used to the suicidal thoughts-inducing climate the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jul 2011 19:16:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert Starvation</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Casey Anthony]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Look, crazed woman in Oklahoma who tried to kill Sammay Blackwell by ramming your van into her truck, causing it to flip over, all because she looked like Casey Anthony and you were &#8220;trying to save the children&#8221;:
Didn&#8217;t you ever stop to think &#8220;Sure, that woman sort of looks like Casey Anthony, but I doubt [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Be afraid of everything</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jul 2011 14:27:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert Starvation</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[TSA]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The TSA is concerned potential suicide bombers will surgically implant explosive devices into their bodies to avoid detection. Is there anything these transgressive-in-an-1980s-NYC-art-scene-sort-of-way villains won&#8217;t do to destroy America? 
The solution, it seems to me, is to let the TSA deep into our bodies. Patdowns and full-body scanners are powerless to save us, but maybe, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Wrinkled States of America</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2011 15:15:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert Starvation</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[National]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Elderly]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[America is an white-haired retiree that wears a fanny pack and complains loudly and often about how different &#8216;Merica is nowadays. These are the findings of the Brookings Institute, which poured through 2010 census data and compared it to the 2000 census to understand the shift away from youth and vigor.
Brookings, perhaps in an effort [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This may be why people fled to the suburbs</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jun 2011 15:47:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert Starvation</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[National]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[That, and their fear of urban people, which they didn&#8217;t have to think about when surrounded by suburbanites.
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		<title>Delta Airlines: Never passing up an opportunity to shit on soldiers</title>
		<link>http://regeneratormag.com/delta-airlines-never-passing-up-an-opportunity-to-shit-on-soldiers/</link>
		<comments>http://regeneratormag.com/delta-airlines-never-passing-up-an-opportunity-to-shit-on-soldiers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jun 2011 15:55:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert Starvation</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[National]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://regeneratormag.com/?p=20396</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Oh, you&#8217;re back from Afghanistan? God bless you for what you do for this country. You&#8217;re a real American hero. Looking forward to seeing family and friends? Yeah, I would too. Well, Delta would like to congratulate you on your&#8230; I&#8217;m sorry, you have too many bags. We&#8217;re going to have to ask you to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The marrieds are outnumbered</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 May 2011 15:46:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert Starvation</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[National]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cohabitation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Marriage]]></category>

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The unmarried &#8211; that is, those not in relationships, those in relationships but living in separate residences, and cohabitating couples &#8211; comprise a majority of American households for the first time, while the percentage of married couples has slipped to 48 percent.
Married people, especially the newly nuptualized, tend to be smug. Whether their smugness is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Horses with herpes</title>
		<link>http://regeneratormag.com/horses-with-herpes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 May 2011 05:25:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert Starvation</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[National]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Herpes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Horses]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[What the devil are they doing in those stables of theirs?
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		<title>My beard is saving the environment</title>
		<link>http://regeneratormag.com/my-beard-is-saving-the-environment/</link>
		<comments>http://regeneratormag.com/my-beard-is-saving-the-environment/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 May 2011 15:50:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert Starvation</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[National]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Beard]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Not shaving in the weeks before World Environment Day may save up to a million gallons of water. Er, yeah, that&#8217;s why I keep growing mine out.
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		<title>Gas attack</title>
		<link>http://regeneratormag.com/gas-attack/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 May 2011 15:30:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert Starvation</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[National]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In one Ohio middle school, emitting methane is a punishable offence. 
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