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	<description>Come for the snark, stay for the radicalism.</description>
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		<title>Mother of Deceased Son Could See Larger Jail Sentence Than His Killer</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jul 2011 16:56:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Isaac James</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last year in April, in Marietta, Georgia, Raquel Nelson and her three children were crossing the street when they were hit by a driver.  Nelson and her younger daughter suffered minor injuries from the hit, while her older daughter was unharmed.  Her 4-year-old son died from the accident.  The driver, Jerry L. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Weird Al to go GaGa</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2011 18:34:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Isaac James</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Musical Parodist Al &#8220;Weird Al&#8221; Yankovic had big plans for his upcoming album, due out later this year.  His initial wish for the lead single was to be a parody of Lady GaGa&#8217;s Born This Way, a track entitled Perform This Way.  When Yankovic appealed to the singer to write and record the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dwarves Hate the Race Card</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:22:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan Jovian</dc:creator>
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Whelp folks, that sure did it. Looks like Bill Clinton&#8217;s latest outrageous comment caused our imprisoned Ukranian dwarf Федір to enter a state of catatonia. He&#8217;s lying there in his little cag&#8212;er bedroom, his tiny little toes twitchin&#8217; like ten little Mexican jumping beans. It seems that the original (and still the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why I love Ukraine</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:36:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert Starvation</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Because any country that can give Re:Generator our Ukranian slave dwarf Федір and the world this entry in 2007&#8217;s Eurovision contest is a fecund Arcadia of dreams and magic. 
 
Or at least a former Soviet bloc country with higher-than-average incidents of alcoholism. Same thing, really. You can&#8217;t wear a silver glitter suit in front [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Moving Right Along</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Feb 2008 17:29:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan Jovian</dc:creator>
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Let me tell you a little secret kids. Politics equals readers. True story. The fact of the matter is we don&#8217;t even read newspapers. We just keep a Ukrainian dwarf in the closet and make him troll politico.com and give us our opinions, so we can just blather on and increase readership.
Okay, [...]]]></description>
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