10. This will be the last year you can break into dance alongside Elicia McCoy as the Jackson 5 blare in the background.
9. What other mall are you going to hit? The ghost of malls past in Palm Springs? That sordid affair in Indio?
8. There is a Wii exhibition underneath the escalator on the far end. You’ll be excited about (simulating) tennis in no time.
7. The security guards are slow to respond and ineffective. Good news for those of you who will be utilizing more unconventional methods of gift gathering.
6. The Hickory Farms mega-kiosk never disappoints.
5. Santa is surprisingly fit this year. You should see the way his ass fits into those red pants.
4. A visit to the Westfield is a great way to avoid having to spend time with visiting relatives.
3. Affordable massage options. Group of people outside the Barnes & Noble, $12. Massage chairs in Brookestone, free.
2. Copies of Re:Generator can be obtained at The Record Alley. Better picking up one there than having each issue downloaded directly to your brain.
1. C28 can help you find God, Hot Topic can help you lose him again.
