Look, if you’re depressed and are taking medication for it and also receiving disability payments for that depression, don’t just automatically assume you can go out and have a good time. Also, don’t post pictures of you having a good time on, say, your Facebook page. Because some asshole who works for your insurance company is going to see them and take that disability payment from you on the grounds that it was evidence you are no longer depressed.
If you’re truly depressed, you should be sitting on the couch hating yourself, watching day-time tv and eating from a pint of ice cream. Seriously, do depression right.
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