The Internet is wondrous place, making information previously unavailable to the common man only a few keystrokes away, connecting citizens of the world through communities and instant messaging, and hosting a wealth of hard core pornography. More than anyone can see in one lifetime, really. Some conessuers of internet sleaze don’t even have that to look forward to. How. pray tell, are the blind supposed to enjoy porn the way God (here MILF Hunter Hunter) intended them to?
With Porn for the Blind, that’s how. Empathetic, porn-loving nerds have done their blind heterosexual brethren and bi-curious sistren a huge solid: by giving blow-by-blow accounts of the hot, wet internet pornography, those who receive their tawdry charity no longer have to wonder what sexual positions performers are choosing or if Jenna Jameson looked better before her latest book job. They only have to concentrate on getting off as the action is awkwardly described.
Yes, there is that small issue. Porn for the Blind could have chosen better narrators. As it is, it sounds like grown-up Doogie Howsers reading Penthouse Letters. Maybe that’s arousing to some blind people. If not, it may soon be. Did I mention the guys are doing this out of the goodness of their hearts and/or love of free porn clips?
