No, seriously. Homophobes, go ahead and schedule the book burnings. Writers of slash fan fiction** were right all along. You got us, Dumbledore is a big ol’ butt pirate, just like you said. But to be fair, you guys think any fictional character in any media is a butt pirate, so you’re kind of ‘the fanfic writers who cried butt pirate.’
**I know I put that link there, but I really advise you not to click on it, because ‘Obliviate ‘ is not a real spell. The emotional scars resulting from what you read there will be permanent.
