Maybe when you’re being evaluated by Malawian officials to see if you’re truly a fit parent to the child that many people think you simply purchased from his father, it’d be a good idea to keep the strap-on dildos under wraps. I mean, that’s what I think, but I’m not an expert on these things. Anyhow, Madonna was spotted leaving her London hotel carrying The Purple Penetrator strap-on (SFW close-up after the jump), with a very uncomfortable-looking Guy Ritchie trailing after. I totally don’t want to think about Madonna and strap-ons. She qualifies for discounted movie tickets and meals at the IHOP. I don’t think her brittle bones are up to it.
