During a town hall appearance in New Orleans, a fourth grader asked Nobel laureate Barack Obama “Why do people hate you?” The president responded thusly:
No, Obama, you’re doing it all wrong. You’re supposed to say some people hate you because they “hate America”, that their options are limited to the binry “love it” or “leave it”, and that they just hate that you’re right because your always right, having been endowed with deciding powers far beyond that of the average human by a god that backs you up 100%. You still have so much to learn about being leader of the free world.








