Have you ever wanted to go on a beautiful cruise? Have you ever wanted to sail the seas of the Indian Ocean? Have you ever wanted to slaughter Somali pirates? Well, For the negligable fee of $7000, you too can live out the last moments of Blackhawk Down! That’s right, Luxury yatchs based in Russia have began offering pirate hunting cruises. They travel from the coast of Somalia to Kenya, moving at 5 knots throughout the whole journey, deliberately searching for the marauders. With the plentitude of firearms and explosives, you’ll be well defended against any oncoming threats. If attacked, the passengers and crew alike will respond with weapons ranging from handguns to rocket launchers. But just in case, all passengers are safeguarded by an armed squad of ex-Special forces soldiers. Along the journey, You can purchase an AK-47 variant, and ammunition for the weapon for the length of the trip. A cruise has never sounded so fun!
(And this too, could be you!)
