Guess what, boys (and men, but not Boys II Men)? Science has finally declared that the penis is shaped the way it is because of its effectiveness as a tool.
Compared to the phallus’ of our closest animal relatives, chimps and other primates, human males have a unique design stowed away in their shorts. According to science and research, the mushroom-like tip is an excellent assist in scooping out the semen of any competition.
That’s right, so feel free to call your teil or whatever a “tool” knowing you’re using the term accurately and scientifically. But don’t blame me if you still get slapped.
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