Lady Gaga is bent on turning the world gay, one pop song at a time.
Like the ever-growing disparity between the rich and the poor in America? For you, this truly is a gilded age.
“This is serious,” says gray, overweight fanboy/comic store owner who is in possession of over 1 million comics in reaction to the Archie-Veronica wedding.
John Edwards may finally be stepping up and admitting what everyone already knows.
…And the weird part is, she walked calmly around the mall after she set herself on fire.
It’s on: Dick Cheney bares his fangs and attacks former president George W. Bush.
“In the second term, he felt Bush was moving away from him,” said a participant in the recent gathering, describing Cheney’s reply. “He said Bush was shackled by the public reaction and the criticism he took. Bush was more malleable to that. The implication was that Bush had gone soft on him, or rather Bush had hardened against Cheney’s advice. He’d showed an independence that Cheney didn’t see coming. It was clear that Cheney’s doctrine was cast-iron strength at all times — never apologize, never explain — and Bush moved toward the conciliatory.”
Speaking of hideous beasts out of control, a pregnant cow rampaged through the Kalamazoo County Fair.
Yes, there will be a sequel to X-Men Origins: Wolverine. No, we don’t know why.
First bees, now sockeye salmon. Stay calm… if the planet was in the middle of another mass extinction, don’t you think scientists would tell us about it? Oh. Fuck.
Hipsterdom may not die so easily, but writing about it as a phenomenon has now that TIME got its grubby fingerprints all over the story.
This is how you deal with a man who won’t stop peeing onto your apartment building lobby.
Friend of Re:Generator Wry Mouth makes his case against evidence-based atheism.
Rest In Peace, Les Paul. Generations of musicians who know their shit now grieve.
Bloomberg News reports six lobbyists flank every lawmaker in the battle to reshape our nation’s healthcare system.
A doctor finally found a good use for Magnetic Resonance Imaging: recording sexy time!
Germany and France have emerged from their recessions. Bad news for anyone who hates Germany or France.
