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Utah’s News station: Quick! Someone refer them to the “how to be:emo” video!

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California laws: Didn’t Eddie Izzard address this in his “Dress to Kill” show? So much for being the crazy state, guess I’ll be heading off to the library now. And, uh.. used underwear as a car rag? ew.

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A month without internet: Then all these fuckin’ books I have would finally get read, no doubt!

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fancy hat: you have one! Or did you mean OTHER THAN the occult headdress that you preserve specifically for your sabbath rituals?

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White lion cubs: OMG, the new face of terrorism is TEH CUTENESS