Throughout the world, many versions of the Santa Claus story are told to children. In Belgium, children wake up Christmas Day to find presents left under their tree by Kerstman. In Germany, Kris Kringle removes windows to leave bowls full of gifts for good boys and girls, while in the Netherlands, St. Nickolas leaves gifts in shoes, and travels with a group of African American men instead of reindeer. In America, fat Santa flies from rooftop to rooftop, pausing occasionally to check his list of the naughty and the nice. And in the Craigslist community, Santa Claus is the patron saint of dateless freaks and all sexual, shall we say, uniqueness.
Dear Leather Santa – 41
I’m a masculine bitch, and I want to be your elf.
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Hey man, admitting you have a problem is the first step toward getting treatment.
Dear Santa, I just want to help make sure the kitties are wet & happy – m4w – 38
Just in case Santa gets tied up and can’t get to all those deserving kitties this holiday season. I have pledged my services to Santa and he has made me one of his official helpers. Not an Elf but bigger and better 
So if you have a good kitty and you feel it may get missed in the rush of the holiday season let me know and I will do everything possible to make sure your kitty has a Christmas to remember. Those items may include but not limited to:
- Fingering your kitty
- Licking your kitty
- Sucking on kitties friend Miss Clit
- Licking and fingering kitty at the same time
- Providing a hard cock for kitty to play with
Other services Santa tells me that should be provided by a good helper are:
- Massages
- Role playing
- Spankings
- Teasing
- Cuddling
I can host or Santa has offered me his back up sled to travel to the kitties in need.
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You know, I have two kitties, but they never like to play with the hard cocks I buy for them. I spend all that money at Petsmart, and they end up just playing in the plastic bags the cocks came in. I’d just give them the damn bags and be done with it, but I’m afraid they’ll end up swallowing the plastic and needing surgery for a bowel obstruction. Stupid cats.
Come sit on $antas Lap – m4w – 44
Twas the night before Xmas and all through the house, no one is looking at my 8 inch mouse. This handsome Santa wants to deliver the toys but make sure you know I’m not into boys. I am happy to sprinkly some Holiday Cheer to one special women who wants it this year.
I want some holiday cheer! I want it to be sprinklyed all over me.
Ever have a “Santa” fantasy? – m4m – 38
You are fast asleep while visions of sugarplums dance in your head…Then out on the lawn there rose such a clatter..you spring from your bed to see what is the matter….Only to find Santa in your room…but have you been naughty or nice…
I have the belly for a good santa and the suit to go along with it. Santa is versatile but tend to be a top…
The better you treat santa…the morepresents you will get during the holidays.
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I swear, I am putting the biggest yule log I can find in the fireplace tonight. I don’t want to have Santa loose in my home this year.
It’s the holiday spirit for a female to pee for me! – m4w
Merry Christmas! I seek a girl with a kinky little streak in her, a girl that wants to spread her pussy lips to let her warm pee spray out of her little pee hole and all over me OR that likes to be covered in warm wet piss -You get to pick. Have you wondered what its like? Thought about it? It’s so fantastic to feel the release and the warm slippery wetness as it sprays all over you. It feels so naughty. Don’t worry, it all showers off! Im d&d free, in shape, healty and considered good looking. Send a pic and lets see where it goes- Let’s have a wet fun time. it feels so warm wet and good! please contact this perfect gentleman that just wants to be covered with your pee! And besides, I hear Mrs Claus does if for Santa ALL THE TIME
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It’s not the pee that weirds me out. It’s that it’s Craigslist pee. I’m pretty sure that’s the worst kind. Plus, I’m not sure if celebrating the birth of Christ with golden showers is endorsed by the current papacy.
Dear Santa… please bring me the woman of my dreams – 36
Dear Santa,
Sorry, I keep writing this same letter every year, but I still haven’t found her yet. I wake up every night several times, laying there thinking about her being next to me one day. I sent the same list below last year, but I will send again in case your spam folder accidentally ate it.The woman of my dreams:
1. Her kisses feel like soft marshmallows and taste even better.
2. She craves to hold my hand at every possible opportunity.
3. She’s smart, clever, reliable, very loving, very caring.
4. She will let me wash her hair at least 3 times a week.
5. She likes to lay in bed and talk with me in the dark until we fall asleep.
6. She will put her hair on my face as we kiss.
7. She likes to fall asleep sometimes with our lips touching because we can’t stand to stop kissing.
8. She tackles me when I come home and smothers me with kisses.
9. She calls me in the middle of the day just so I can hear her voice.
10. She loves to tastes food/drink then kiss me to share the flavor.
11. Her voice is the most beautiful voice I’ve ever heard in my life.
12. If she awakes in the middle of the night, I can tell. I wake up and roll over to comfort her, as she does me.
Thanks for listening Santa. Tell her that a picture isn’t required, but her picture will get mine.
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“Chief, we got a situation here.” “What is it, Smith?” “Well, sir, it looks like when he got home from work, he was tackled by some sort of marshmallow-hair creature. Based on the blood spatter, I’d guess that it knocked him over, and then smothered him with food/drink breath. And then it ate him.”
What’s with the hair thing? That’s just weird.
IS MOTHER HOOD CALLING YOU ??
Christmas is on its way and do you have that special stocking hanging over your fireplace and is that tree decorated with all the twinkling lights, ornaments and tinsel? So that on Christmas morning you can enjoy the thrill on your precious little angle’s face when it finds the presents that Santa left under the tree. Unfortunately I do not have that special stocking hanging over my fireplace and Santa will not be landing his reindeer and sleigh on my rooftop this Christmas Eve. 
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I am in search of a woman who is hearing the call of motherhood. I am looking for the woman who desires to hold that little bundle of joy in her arms.
I am a single man who has never been married has no children and dose not have any baggage. I exercise regularly and lead a healthy lifestyle, I am slim and trim and physically fit. I am self employed, college educated and financially secure. I have a beautiful home to raise a child in.
If you are ready to start a family and would like to find a man who would be a fabulous father and an excellent husband, e-mail me. Tell me a little about yourself, what you like to do and all the other regular stuff. Let’s see if we can fall in love. A picture will get a return picture.
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Motherhood was calling me once, but I told that bitch where to shove it. I think I must be on some national list or something. Incidentally, I like the part where he’s talking about how he doesn’t have any emotional baggage, and how he would be a wonderful father IN THE ONLINE AD FOR A UTERUS. Yeah.
