Re:Generator Magazine

1. Do not surreptitiously flip off your office’s power. Several times. Even though the power company tells your boss it’s being done deliberately.
2. Do not sabotage the office’s phone system so no one can receive calls.
3. Do not start a small fire in a filing cabinet so you can go home early with pay.
4. Do not slip up during a staff meeting and state the fire started at a file cabinet, especially if no one else knew that.
5. Essentially, don’t follow Michelle Perrino’s example.