Vaginas* and New Orleans have a lot in common. Many are ashamed to talk about them, and when you do publicly, conservatives get angry. That must be the reason Rosario Dawson, speaking for the organization V-Day, called the Big Easy “the vagina of America”, and why on April 11 and 12 it will be the vagina capital of America, during which time the Louisiana Superdome will be redecorrated to look like the inside of a woman, complete with a “big vagina entrance”.
There are so many things I could write involving the phrase “big vagina entrance”… but for once, I am exercising restraint. Either my wit has taken leave of me, or a large vagina is beyond my expertise. I prefer to think its the former. Wide-set vaginas aside, V-Day’s bold pronouncements about female genitalia and municipalities raises questions, like: Where are the other vagina capitals of the world? And how much are plane tickets?
*Here being a generic term for vulvas, since no one seems to use the correct biological terminology when referring to female sex organs.
