Just in time for the holidays, 64+-year-old ex-Beatle Paul McCartney is entering the cutthroat world of Christmas chocolatiering with a venture called Peter Paul Chocolates. Peter Paul’s output is modest in their debut year, their only product a chocolate Santa Claus “with tree and bell”. What’s less modest is the rendition of the tree and bell, which looks less like the innocuous description and more like a certain sexual aid that plugs a certain excretory orifice.
When Paul McCartney caterwauled “We’re talking ’bout freedom”, I didn’t realize that extended to the sexual lives of mythical holiday icons. Consumers can only hope Peter Paul’s Easter offering similarly puts the Easter Bunny’s kinks on full display.
