
Far be it from me, an outsider to the ways of shinobi, to criticize the actions of anyone representing ninjakind, but it seems to me a ninja isn’t very good if he blows his stealth by miscalculating a jump and impaling himself on a four-or-five-foot metal fence instead. And drinking on the job? I don’t care if he left the 9-to-five lifestyle when he took up the sword. There are rules in place for a reason, rules that have added significance when the job requires the degree of physicality that ninjaing does. Has he even read the handbook? I presume there is one, and in his braggadocio, he told the other ninjas from the Seattle chapter he didn’t need a handbook to tell him how to be awesome. If he’d stopped being a jerk long enough to flip it open, he might have learned about a little thing called OSHA. The way I see it, this asshole got everything he deserved.








