If you wanted to endorse Hillary Clinton you should have done it, if not during your concession speech, than in the week or so after it. If you were to do so now, it would tear the very fabric of space and time asunder… I’m sorry, I forgot that you don’t really matter to most people anymore. It would be meaningless, and make you look like a douchebag of unimaginable proportions. And considering how much of a douchebag some people think you are already, it’s best if you just put your kingmaker fantasy to bed once and for all.
