My name is Johnny Yugoslavia. I was created as a military experiment in order to be the first representative of the intergalactic council of planets. However, funding was cut for the project and I refused to represent such an utterly stupid race of beings. Now I am here, writing for the few of you who redeem this race and empower our bipedal existence.
I like to post things that I find funny, the internet is my home and I have many funny things in it. However, I am not without the essential “Rah Rah, smash the state” sentiment and will write political pieces on occasion.
Also, you may remember me from when I got ROBBED.
That is all.