Accused 9/11 plotter Khalid Sheikh Mohammed has little room to complain. After his capture in Pakistan, in which he gave the appearance of a swarthy landlord in the projects who really doesn’t want to fix that clogged-up toilet, anything makes him look better. So what if the courtroom sketches don’t do his nose full justice?
With a totally sweet beard jutting out from his face, no one is paying attention to Mohammed’s nose. They’re alternating between wondering where the ’stache went, digging the new glasses, wishing they could execute the motherfucker for his terrible crime themselves and being silently thankfully they don’t have to be subjected to his donut-ring of chest hair again.
Hello, vain much? And who is he trying to impress? Is he afraid his jihadist buddies on the outside will consider his nose “too Jewish”? He claims not to be afraid of being martyred, but an artist’s sketch puts him in a tizzy. Very fearsome. They don’t make terrorists like they used to. Or maybe now that the impact of 9/11 is slowly dissipating, we can see that the enemies of the free world as just as self-obsessed as the rest of us.
