Society teaches us to hate our love handles, to lose them so that we’ll be considered desirable. If not the current ideal weight, it is often suspected an individual is morally turpitudinous. Well, I’ve got news for you, and society at large: your love handles love you so much, they’d take a bullet for you. Such was the case of Samantha Lynn Frazier, who, upon walking into an Atlantic City bar, found she’d been shot in her left side. Instead of being embraced by sweet death, her spare tire stopped a bullet cold, keeping her internal organs intact and her disposition generally sunny in regards to her figure.
Frazier tells The Press of Atlantic City she had been “hollering” how she wanted to lose weight. She now says “I want to be as big as I can if it’s going to stop a bullet.”
