Poor, poor Stuart Keen suffered the most horrific tragedy know to man, or at least one of them.
Keen, a carpenter in Wantage, England, de-penised himself while cutting wood for a cabinet.
Edna, his mother, reported on behalf of her son. Says Edna, “This was an unfortunate accident but these things happen all the time to people in his profession.”
Luckily, Keen was treated in time and surgeons were able to restore his manhood.
In a related story, I just realized how ironic it is that he was cutting wood when the injury took place.
