Miley Cyrus has one very special needs fan. She’s not the sort that requires a different curriculum than the rest of the school, exactly; she’s more like the kind that starts a website threatening to kill – then cook and eat – her cat, unless Cyrus reopens her Twitter account, and includes a recipes section on said website.
As you can imagine, Fuzzy doesn’t like the idea of becoming Braised Cat at all. Fuzzy was bored through most of the Hannah Montana movie. Nuzzling against its owners face seemed a far more interesting activity, but that must have been the wrong move, as Fuzzy is now being promised a “quick and swift death” if Ms. Cyrus does not heed her number one fanatic’s demand by November 16, 2009.
Even if Fuzzy does survive the ordeal, the bond of trust with its owner has been broken. If you were a cat, you would no longer feels connected to someone who has said on the record
I could always get another cat, but nothing can replace Miley’s tweets for me!
Fuzzy, the whole world will understand if you run away. If you see an open door, make a break for it.
