There are parts of our lives over which government should have no domain. The chemicals we put in our bodies; which adult – or adults – we fall in love and enter into relationships, if they want relationships, with; and New Jersey women’s smooth, hairless vulvas. Getting a Brazilian wax is a very personal and very painful decision. I wouldn’t rank it at the same level as getting an abortion, but it’s about as personal as one can get externally, and as anyone who’s undergone the procedure will vouchsafe, the pubic agony is in extremis. But as adult females with the ability to think for themselves, it’s their choice to make, not the Garden State’s Board of Cosmetology and Hairstyling.
Should the bikini wax ban pass, it would be nothing less than than a coup for radical hippies who want to restore pubes to 1970s levels, when all the nice bits were hard to see and the more thoughtful lovers were always pulling shorthairs out of their mouths. Because waxing is so popular, some salons would be forced to go out of business, worsening New Jersey’s overall financial situation. Yes, I’m not afraid to say it here: bald vag is good for the economy. Hell, it’s good for capitalism. Are government bureaucrats so out of touch that they can’t see the truth peeking at them through a pair of sheer panties?
