The Nordic people live such hard lives. Their land is breathtaking, their cities are modern, religion doesn’t dominate public life in the same way it does in many countries, their governments are models of progressivism, and their people are impossibly good looking. And come the fuck on! They’re descended from Vikings, the most awesome pagan barbarians ever to invade what eventually became England, France and Russia.
As if all that wasn’t enough to make you seriously consider initiating the expatriation process as soon as you finish this post, a survey by The Swedish Association for Sexuality Education shows their top sexual fantasies all involve having loads of sex with other beautiful people – and with that many people willing, able is sure to follow.
The Swedes in the study reported having the most sexual fantasies, with a total of 37 percent fantasizing about group sex. Other popular desires included having sex in public (most common among Norwegians) and having sex with a friend, which was more popular with the Danes.
There has to be a downside to being up to your eyeballs in friends you have sex with in public before you head over to your other friend’s house for an orgy, right? RIGHT?
65 percent of 15-20-years-old admitted that they had engaged in unprotected sex. The researchers also found that condoms are only used in an estimated 25 percent of sexual intercourse acts in Sweden and 40 percent of youth do not understand how HIV is transmitted.
If you move to the Great White North, you may want to bring an eighth grade biology textbook so you can drop some knowledge on your future orgymates.
When deciding which country to settle down in, you should also keep this in mind:
Despite strong sexual fantasies, the Swedish and the Finnish reported that they are less satisfied with their sex lives than the Norwegians and the Danes.
Do with this knowledge what you will.
