Joe Biden’s speech Wednesday night was Bidenrific; still, people couldn’t be blamed for wanting a cherry on top of their hair plug sundae. And they got a taste when the no-longer-presumptive Democratic nominee Barack Obama joined his veep onstage to cross out a few “thank yous” from his to-do list.
And does he want us all to join him in the mile high club? I know things are different in Denver, but after all that talk of family values I hardly think Michelle would approve. Look, Barack, you’re an attractive man, but you have to end the Bill Clinton comparisons somewhere. If we’re going to win this thing…
Oh, he wants us to join him at Mile High Stadium? That’s not nearly as controversial. Focus on the Family has been praying for rain during the big closing number tonight, but little do they know I’ve countered their prayers by beseeching YHVH for clear skies, hope, change, and for all card-carrying members of Focus to live long enough to see their offspring become Satan-worshiping, bi-curious abortionists who vote in favor of their economic self-interests.
