After being hit by a car while crossing the street earlier this week, Lord Jesus Christ spoke with the local media in Northampton, Massachusetts to let the world know he’s a little shaken, but otherwise okay.
The 50-year-old artist says he was out buying art supplies when the accident happened.
“To me it sounds like it was almost as if she hit another car. It’s what it sounded, like to me, I remember the sound, and it’s like, you hear the crashing of the denting of the metal,” he said.
Christ, who legally changed his name a couple of years ago, says his injuries weren’t serious.
If you go to the WHDH-TV article you’ll see visual confirmation of what I’ve been saying for years: Jesus is black.
