If you live in a trailer – and I’m not really referring to those who own property but choose to live in a modular home; I’m talking about those whose modular homes are arranged into quaint “parks” – it’s probably best not to steal your neighbor’s keys. See, your neighbor could be the kind of derranged person who would soak your personal belongings in lighter fluid and place them on your electric stove, effectively reducing your tin home to a blackened pile of rubble. Now, I’m not saying that every person who lives in a trailer park is a ticking time bomb of arson waiting to happen, I’m just saying there’s enough evidence out there for you to be worried. Sometimes, as in the case out of Oregon, your neighbor burns your house down for stealing her keys and those keys are actually clipped to her belt loop and jingling as she torches your personal belongings.
