Have any other terrible similes to trot out for the media blitz?
â€œPalm Springs isnâ€™t real,â€ he said. â€œThey rolled out the green carpet and planted palm trees. You lift up the green grass and whatâ€™s underneath? A bunch of scorpions and rocks.â€
We can tell the world how terrible Palm Springs is on our own, thankyouverymuch.