Clinton couple rampages through voting blocs: Bill Clinton, one-time beneficiary of the youth vote, tells Quakertown, Pennsylvania town older voters are “too savvy” to vote for Obama. What is to be inferred, then, is that if a young person newly energized by politics doesn’t vote for Hillary Clinton, they are at best misguided and at worst stupid. Meanwhile, it has been confirmed that champion of the gun-toting, church-going working class Hillary once dismissed that constituency with a “screw ‘em.” But she’s not bitter or anything.
Mmm… donuts: Hey, how come John McCain gets donuts and Barack Obama gets confused for Osama bin Laden? Is he not throwing enough barbecues for the Washington Press Corp’s liking?
Turn on your TV, goddamnit: Clinton and Obama’s maybe, sort of, probably not last debate is going on right now.
On your mark, get set, kill: SCOTUS under the leadership of Chief Justice John Roberts has done a damn fine job of maintaining the status quo.
Recycling disabled veterans: This is shameless even by the almost nonexistent standards of the Bush administration.
