Doing the fundamentalist Christian version of a rain dance is now official state policy for dealing with drought in Georgia. Where a secular governor might turn from God and to “experts,” Gov. Sonny Perdue organized a prayer service to curry the deity’s favor.
Georgians must have offended God somehow, because nary a drop hit the parched earth.
If God is responsible for doling out rain, he must really love Seattle and San Francisco. And if God loves those bastions of non-heterosexuality, there’s a good chance fundies are wrong about sodomy. Maybe that is why the Almighty is withholding. If Georgia wants a deluge they may have to pass a gay marriage bill.
