The media spotlight has returned to Texas Governor Rick Perry after he told the Associated Press he shot and killed a coyote on a run with his dog in February. At least from his telling of the story, the dog’s life was in danger, so he was justified in taking down the ‘wily’ coyote. The real news, and the portion I believe Perry wants Texas voters to keep in mind through election season, is that he jogs with a fucking gun.
When Perry goes on a morning jaunt, part of him is thinking about his health, state business and the like, and the other half is entertaining how best to take down predatory animals with his laser-sighted .380 Ruger pistol, That’s so manly. If the governors of the United States held a manliness contest today, he’s confident he would place second behind California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, who was after all Conan and a buffed out robot from the future.
That’s the kind of governor/future president of an independent nation Texas needs, not some pussy Democrat who believes in the sanctity of non-fetus life. They need a governor who hates the things his constituents hate, shoots the things his constituents shoot, and won’t take shit from Big Government Hussein, who would personally steal firearms out of Republican’s houses while they slept if the Secret Service would let him.
