Re:Generator Magazine

“The vast Robotech universe begins with Zor, a genius alien scientist from an unknown alien world. Over 500,000 years ago Zor discovered and developed a mysterious substance known as protoculture. This substance was a pure energy source with the properties that could be used in science and technology. Protoculture is believed to be the most valuable energy commodity and the most revolutionary science of the universe. Zor also discovered and developed the science of Robotechnology … Robotechnology can be ships, mecha, weapons, and all forms of advanced technology powered through the use of Protoculture.” –The Robotech Companion

THIS WEEK’S HIGHLIGHTS:

The sucking quicksand of failure

Tell me, is it such a crime to register one’s dog to vote?

So I guess giant robots are nouveau

People in metal trailers shouldn’t steal keys

Oh snap, that was cold

The Invincible Iron Man

Six years

There’s no cause for concern

Ew… Memaw buys a strap-on

No More Vaginas

The GQ war of words escalates

Greetings Programs!

Bros: a denouement

Get off the stage, 50

The one good thing we’ve heard from a non-Paul Republican candidate

Let’s all grow the fuck up

Censorship in the Magic Kingdom

This is the last person who should be asking this question

Compromising taste

How to ruin a prostitution sting

Petraeus: “an ass-kissing little chickenshit”

Courtney’s Law

What do flamboyantly dressed pop musicians have against the Internet?

Southwest Airlines has it out for large, kissable breasts

Metal for maniacs pure

If I Stole It: The Confessions of a Thief

We’re always right

The Weinstein Co. Loves Joy Division

Up, up and away!