You do NOT want to mess with cheerleaders. Those bitches are hardcore. You’ve seen photos of these girls flashing gang signs, and you thought to yourself “Oh ho ho, white girls being ironic. How droll!†This is not, in fact, the case. Most school-sponsored cheerleading is a front for something far more insidious: violent, mostly-female gangs.
Have you ever been bludgeoned with a pom-pon? If you haven’t, consider yourself exceedingly lucky. The device may appear harmless and bright, but closer examination reveals it to be just as dangerous as a cudgel. Perhaps more so, because few see the attack coming. Cheerleaders strike at random, often for the sake of cruelty itself.
If cheerleaders are feeling especially malevolent, they’ll record themselves beating a girl unconscious just so they can put the video up on YouTube. Well guess what, ladies? You may have shown no remorse when you were arrested, but perhaps the prospect of a life sentence will crack your hard exteriors. Prison doesn’t allow cheerleading practice.
