Is your heroin habit making it impossible for you to pay your bills or even recall you have bills at all? Do you wish there was a generic alternative that wouldn’t figuratively cost you an arm and a leg? New, from the makers of codeine, paint thinner, gasoline, hydrochloric acid, iodine and red phosphorus, is Krododil.
Krodokodil is the home-made heroin substitute that’s sweeping Russia’s addict community. Its delightful name comes from the Russian word for crocodile, which it gets because of nearly impossible to hide side effects, such as… such as… You know what? I just vomited in my mouth a little, so I’ll let Death and Taxes explain this one to you while I find the nearest sink.
The name krokodil comes from its trademark side effect: scaly green skin like a crocodile around the injection site. A quick search for that will bring up graphic images of people with swollen faces, exposed bones and muscles and skin rotting off on any given body part.
Krokodil: For addicts who think shooting regular heroin is for pussies afraid to take real risk! Krokodil: The drug that literally eats away at you! No, there really is no positive spin one can put on that scary, scary drug. I’m just glad we live in America, where imported Afghani heroin kills us the good old fashioned way.
