Where else could he have gotten the dazzlingly brilliant idea that Syria should be the next country to – and I’m quoting a master scribe here – “invade and drive to ruination”?
The esteemed Senator from Looney Tunes Connecticut proposes our military takes action against the Syrian Arab Republic in a manner similar to the approach he most graciously demonstrated below:
Quoth Droopy in an editorial for the Wall Street Journal: “When Congress reconvenes next month, we should set aside whatever differences divide us on Iraq and send a clear and unambiguous message to the Syrian regime.” What would that message be, Senator? That you never saw an invasion plan for a Middle Eastern country you didn’t like? That Israel really is the 51st state and would like the Golan Heights back now, thank-you-very-much?
Maybe I’m being too hard on the fustian old coot. After all, his biggest constituency is elderly lady drivers.
