Whatever you call it, it seems to be everywhere these days – unlike the 1950s, when married people slept in seperate beds to avoid temptation, human beings reproduced asexually and no one was gay.
Shia Islam’s answer to pre-marital sex? Outre one-hours marriages. Isn’t being a Shiite suddenly a lot more appealing? No?
Jessica Cutler on the current state of affairs in Washington:
“In a way, it would kind of suck to be a congressman now. … You can’t get away with anything. What’s the point of being a congressman if you can’t have affairs?”
A new study proves sex is a healthy activity for older teenagers. Now if we can just get them to read the helpful sex tips we gave in this week’s issue of our weekly…
Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen: “Show me someone who’s a virgin!” What’s her criteria? Does she have an age limit? I’m sure there are plenty of 11-year-old virgins in Brazil.
Feminists can only get off on the slaughter of innocent children. It’s kind of like how some people can’t function at work without their morning coffee.
When seeking to have a ten year prison term for having consensual oral sex overturned, we’re not sure it’s the smartest idea to enlist the help of a defense attorney who goes by the name “B.J. Bernstein.”
