See that massive schlong right there? That is a whale’s penis. The Russians have taken the massive dong of the whale, turned it into leather, and used it for the interior of a truly epic SUV. Nothing completes your problem with penis envy like an over sized vehicle made with actual penis.
Sporting gold plated windows, Kevlar coating and diamond encrusted gauges, the $1.6 million Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition armoured car will cradle your tender bottom in the luxurious embrace of real whale cock. You will be the Tsar of the roads in this 4 ton armored monstrosity.
Make your Hummer owning neighbor your bitch. Make him or her sit on your whale penis. Who’s got the tiny dick now?
