Two people were killed, and twenty people have been injured in a collapse of the Slim Jim factory in Garner, North Carolina. I hate to think of the honest, hard working American people being injured or killed on the job, and my heart goes out to the families of these workers, but this is nothing compared to what Slim Jims have been doing to our collective colons over the years.
What? Too soon? When Kimmel says it next week, you’ll laugh.
