I think the question is, who doesn’t want vagina dentata nightmares? Amiright? Ha!
Well, in the off chance you are freaky or just plain weird and happen to like sex toys, there’s a new fleshlight out on the market for those who were unafraid when they watched the movie Teeth and are dazzled by vampires. Yes folks, it’s the Vampire Fleshlight. Complete with creepy looking fangs on unisex lips made of soft rubber. Perfect for Halloween or even for your favourite sexually-repressed goth/emo outcast.
Now I know what you’re thinking and no, it’s not actually inspired by Twilight. They already have one of those out and you can guarantee that it sparkles. No, I’m not making this up. I wish I was, I really do.
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