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They are plotting your death.
There are hordes of them now. How far are you trying to push this? Next thing you know we will be just swimming in sea cows. I realize that might sound tempting, but trust me, it’s not. What will you do when famished sea creatures start clambering onto land in search of your sweet, sweet flesh? Forced from their watery abode to feast upon the living and the dead, a plague of Manatees will descend upon our great nation, destroying far, far more than the threats of economic collapse and terrorism combined.
Be a real American, kill a Manatee*.
*Note, killing a manatee will probably fuck your life up and land you in all kinds of prison, so if you take this post seriously you read it at 23/6 got me?
